Spank My Brass

If you want the whole shebang, this is it. The Spank My Brass is that expensive bike I mentioned derisively in the Birthday Suit description. But, alas, it is a beautiful, bombproof, hand filed, fillet brazed bike with custom colors and sweet components. Price is $7,300 (including standard shipping to the Lower 48).

The Spank My Brass is designed with bikepacking in mind. It comes with over-sized bottle cage and mounts under the down tube and a removable webbing strap for easy mounting of a front roll bag. It also comes equipped with integrated mounts for a bolt-on frame bag or top tube bag.

A bike is only as good as its components, and I didn’t skimp there either. Components include a Rockshox Pike RCT3 fork, Rockshox Reverb dropper, DT Swiss 350 hubs, Shimano XT brakes, and SRAM GX Eagle drivetrain. See the full component list below.

The Spank My Brass comes in Medium, Large, and Custom size options. Medium and Large take two to three months to ship because of finishing and powder coating time. Custom size shipping date depends on backlog.

Spank My Brass will be available for order in October of 2019.



  • Handmade in Denver, Colorado

  • Fillet brazed steel frame with custom colors

  • Hand cast head tube badge

  • Hand punched serial number plate

  • 27.5+ wheels and tires

  • 110mm front and 148mm rear boost spacing

  • 67° head tube angle

  • 73° seat tube angle

  • 425mm minimum chain stay length

  • Paragon sliding dropouts

  • Internal dropper post cable routing

  • Mounting for an oversized water bottle cage/carrier under the down tube and Widefoot bottle cage

  • Bolt-on frame bag mounts

  • Removable head tube webbing strap for easy front roll mounting


  • Fork: Rockshox Pike RCT3, 130mm for medium frame or 140mm for large frame (Certain custom sizes may require a shorter fork)

  • Drivetrain: SRAM GX Eagle 1x12

  • Dropper Post: Rockshox Reverb Stealth, 125mm for medium frame or 150mm for large frame

  • Brakes: Shimano XT, hydraulic disc

  • Brake Rotors: 180mm XTR centerlock

  • Tires: Maxxis High Roller II tubeless, 27.5x3.0 front 27.5x2.8 rear

  • Rims: Veolcity Dually, 39mm internal width, Black

  • Hubs: DT Swiss 350, 15x110 front/12x148 rear

  • Spokes: 2.0/1.8 DT Swiss Competition, Black

  • Bars: Salsa Flat Deluxe 750mm, Black

  • Stem: Chromag HiFi Version 2, 50mm, Black

  • Grips: Chromag Clutch, Black

  • Saddle: Chromag Trailmaster LTD, Chocolate

  • Headset: Cane Creek 40, Black


Choose any three colors for the 3-color scheme. There are practically infinite color options. Check out the RAL Color Chart for specific colors. Here are some examples.


Bike size options are Medium, Large, and Custom. Geometry for Medium and Large shown below. Medium fits riders 5’6” to 5’11”, Large fits riders 5’10” to 6’3”.

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